and Villains Rejoice! It's Time to Party! Looking for inspiration? Or just
want to size up the competition? Here is a sampling of some
of the dastardly fiends and courageous hereos to attend the Superhero Party
from the last 4 years.
Superpower: Not to be messed with! Unstoppable force at least 1
day out of the month. Power fluxuates with lunar cycles. Hurls tampons,
pads, and mean looks at opponents. Destructive Force : +9
Superpower: Supports your every move. Raises fallen arches! Pounds
out corns & bunions. Works with both heroes & villains
to keep every foot healthy & safe. Destructive Force : +5
Superpower: Massive balls bring down any wall. Powerful hip swaying
movements and deadly pelvic gyrations. Levels opponents hideouts.
Destructive Force : +6
Superpower: Plays 8 Track cassettes at CD quality. Magic Kareoke
powers. Prone to flashbacks. Lo-fi afro picks up all AM radio stations.
Destructive Force : +4